We only get paid
when our AI makes you money.
You pay a small share of the revenue our AI actually generates — and it's capped at a small flat monthly amount, even when the AI is booking you $10k+ a month. No ad spend, no contract, no software to learn. Live in 48 hours.
Why I built this
My family and I built All American Paint and Body in San Diego and sold it to Crash Champions for $6 million — using the same systems the big chains run on. GetDandy puts those systems in every independent shop.
"GetDandy is the tool I wish I'd had when we were building our shop."
You say yes. We do the rest. You pay on results.
No software to learn, no one to hire, no ads to buy. We build it, launch it, and prove every dollar it makes you.
1. Meet your AI agent
On a 20-minute demo you meet the AI agent built for your business and watch it answer calls, handle texts and book jobs — using your services and your market.
2. Live in 48 hours
We set up your AI receptionist for calls, texts and webchat — pre-trained on your shop, your services and your calendar. You do nothing.
3. Pay only on revenue
Dandy Dollars tracks every job the AI books, by channel. You pay a small share of that tracked revenue — capped at a small flat monthly amount.
24/7 AI workforce
Answers every call, text and webchat around the clock and books the job — nights, weekends, holidays. $1,500/mo retail value.
Reputation shield
Automated review replies plus our patent-pending unfair-review dispute technology. $997/mo retail value.
AI search domination
Listings syndicated to 100+ sites so you show up in Google, ChatGPT, Perplexity and Gemini. $499/mo retail value.
$3,295/mo of stack value. You pay only when it produces.
One plan. Everything included. The only variable is how much money we make you — and your fee is capped at a small flat monthly amount no matter how big that gets. We'll walk you through the numbers on your demo.
What you'd pay elsewhere
Podium, Birdeye, agencies & retainers
- Charged whether it works or not
- Ad budget on top
- Months before results
- 12-month contract
GetDandy Performance
Capped at a small flat monthly amount — even at $10k+/mo booked
- 24/7 AI phone, text & webchat agents
- Online booking onto your calendar
- Reputation shield & review disputes
- AI search + 100+ listing syndication
- Dandy Dollars revenue dashboard
- Done-for-you setup, live in 48 hours
Total stack value
If you bought each piece separately
- AI workforce — $1,500/mo
- Reputation shield — $997/mo
- AI search domination — $499/mo
- Dandy Dollars dashboard — $299/mo
5x ROI in 90 days — or we work for free
"If our AI workforce doesn't generate at least 5x what you pay us in your first 90 days, we refund your monthly fees and keep working for free until it does."
No revenue, no fee
You're only charged on revenue our AI actually created. No results, no bill.
Proof, not promises
Every booked job is tracked by channel in your dashboard. You never have to wonder if it's working.
50 businesses a month
We build a working AI agent for each business before you pay a dollar, so onboarding is capped at 50 new businesses per month.
Real revenue, tracked to the dollar
Arizona Engine Rebuilding
"We were missing calls every afternoon while we were in the shop. Dandy picks up every one, answers the engine questions, and books the job before they call the guy down the street. It is a no-brainer."
The chains down the road
The chains win on coverage, not craftsmanship. They answer at 8pm on a Sunday and book the job before you ever hear the phone ring. Your AI agent closes that gap — and you only pay when it does.
Questions, answered
What exactly do I get charged on?
Only Dandy Dollars — tracked revenue from jobs our AI booked or leads it captured and converted. Work you would have gotten anyway isn't counted, and your total fee is capped at a small flat monthly amount even when the AI is producing $10k+ a month. We'll show you the exact numbers on your demo.
Do I need to buy ads?
No. This works on the calls, texts, web visitors and Google traffic you already get — the ones currently going unanswered.
I don't know anything about AI. Do I have to set it up?
Nothing to set up and nothing to learn. We build it, connect it to your phone and scheduling system, and you're live in 48 hours.
What if it doesn't work?
Then we don't get paid. And if we haven't generated 5x your fees in 90 days, we refund those fees and keep working free until we do. No contract.
Will it sound like a robot to my customers?
No — it answers in a natural voice, knows your services and pricing, and hands off to you for anything it can't handle.
Meet the AI agent built for your business
In 20 minutes you'll meet your AI agent, see it answer calls and book jobs on your business, and get the exact pricing — capped, small, and only paid on results.